The Jane Ellen Experience Podcast Summary #123 Thu 08.27.09

Red Shirt, Ponn Farr, Tiberius. Those phrases are well-known to any Star Trek fan. And now you can smell like them too. Those are the three Star Trek colognes. Red Shirt and Tiberius are for men. For the uninitiated, the red shirts were the security officers in the red shirts who were usually killed as soon as the landing party made it to the planet's surface. That's why it comes with the scent of expandability. Tiberius is the middle nae of James T. Kirk. And Ponn Farr is the Vulcan mating season that comes every seven years. That scent is for women. I wonder if they're any good? I tend toward wearing things like Opium, Covet, Chanel No. 5, D&G's The One. But if it's not flowery and smells awesome, I will slap it on.

Parker Posey has Lyme disease. Just thought you needed to know that.

Britney Spears has done a very amusing MTV VMA promo with Russell Brand. The show airs September 9.

Some guy says he has seen the outline of something that is the traditional description of the Loch Ness Monster in Loch Ness by looking at satellite images from Google Earth.

And the Dancing With the Stars pairings are out. The show airs September 21, 22 and 23. And on the 23rd, two couples get eliminated. It goes as follows:
Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff
Nathalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo
Mark Dacascos and Lacey Schwimmer
Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke
Macy Gray and Jonathan Roberts
Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska
Melissa Joan Hart and mark Ballas
Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovalani
Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova
Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough
Debi Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovsky (sigh)
Mya and Dmitry Chaplin
Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel
Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson
Louie Vito and Chelsie Hightower

It will be interesting, to say the least.

You have a few more days to sign up for the Brien Travis CD Tales of Lazy Wednesdays. It is amazing. Try my new pound cake for fall. Also amazing. And soon the photo gallery will be all shiny and new. Maybe even soon as in today. I'm hoping anyway.