8.18.2009

The Jane Ellen Experience Podcast Summary #116 Tue 08.18.09

Dancing With the Stars missed another opportunity to have me on the show. Ah well. It wasn't entirely unexpected. The show debuts September 21 with Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart, Aaron Carter, Michael Irvin the football player, Kelly Osbourne, Kathy Ireland, Louie Vito a snowboarder, Mark Dacascos from Iron Chef, Joanna Krupa the model, Chuck Liddell an ultimate fighting champ, Ashley Hamilton (George's son) and former House of Representatives Majority Leader Tom DeLay.

Adam and I have finally hit on a great idea. I mean a really great one. It started by a story of this guy in Japan who was throwing his own feces at people because he was frustrated at work. We kept discussing it and came up with the idea of Pooper Spray, kind of like pepper spray. What if you could just spray a foul stench at your attacker, a smell that would stay on them? It would probably stop them, and help them be identified. We think Pooper Spray has a great future.

Sean and Robin Wright Penn seem to be splitting up for good. Celine Dion is pregnant at age 41. Her son Rene-Charles was born in 2001. And Colin Ferrell will be a baby daddy again. This time the mother is his co-star from the movie Ondine. Colin already has a 6-year-old son named James.

Helena Christensen, the super model who turned 40 in December, is not just topless on a French magazine like Sharon Stone, she's completely naked. But not full frontal. All you really see is side-butt. The magazine is called Citizen K.

And John Cleese's third ex-wife is now worth more than he. She has been awarded $19.7 million in the divorce. They were married in 1992. His net worth is now $16.5 million. He will be doing a one-man show called My Alice Faye Divorce Tour.

Then Adam and I started to talk about Captain Planet. I was unschooled in the ways of Captain Planet. Adam was appalled. You have to hear it. Click on Hear Jane www.thejaneellen.com.